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(where i don’t have a manager and the owner is an aloof former financial planner)
she fell from the ceiling then crawled behind the radiator and i pulled her out and put her in a little box.
i brought her outside because i didn’t know what else to do, and i was sitting there watching her while a lined formed (because i‘m the only one on the clock) and i was like if i watch this baby bird die i‘m gonna have a nervous breakdown for real.
(i had on adrienne lenker all day because i was feeling emo and ultimately that didn’t help the situation)
a regular offered to take her home and nurse her back to health. good.
i texted my boss about it and she said i could take $30 extra dollars out of the register.
(which is great because it’s been dead today and no one in park slope tips that much)
earlier a guy came in wearing a goofy ass hat and a shirt that said “Wake up. Do good. Repeat.” and he literally didn’t even tip me.
literally i would be suchhhh a good administrative assistant…. saving lives and filing and stuff.
she fell from the ceiling then crawled behind the radiator and i pulled her out and put her in a little box.
i brought her outside because i didn’t know what else to do, and i was sitting there watching her while a lined formed (because i‘m the only one on the clock) and i was like if i watch this baby bird die i‘m gonna have a nervous breakdown for real.
(i had on adrienne lenker all day because i was feeling emo and ultimately that didn’t help the situation)
a regular offered to take her home and nurse her back to health. good.
i texted my boss about it and she said i could take $30 extra dollars out of the register.
(which is great because it’s been dead today and no one in park slope tips that much)
earlier a guy came in wearing a goofy ass hat and a shirt that said “Wake up. Do good. Repeat.” and he literally didn’t even tip me.
literally i would be suchhhh a good administrative assistant…. saving lives and filing and stuff.
Jul 17, 2025
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when was the last time u saved a life....u could be a HERO!!!
keep a paper bag on u! if u see a bird that looks injured or dazed put it in the bag and call wild bird fund, they'll come pick it up and nurse it until it’s ready to go back to the wild
when was the last time u saved a life....u could be a HERO!!!
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i am very pale
the summer has me burnt up and out
doesn’t help that i love the drama
and to cry on the train
when everyone is on their way home from the beach
i am salty too