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they might tell you about their clown show … take a chance
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wearing novelty t shirts… silly slogan hats… giving the people insane stuff to eavesdrop on… I hope I’m everyone’s barista crush but if I got hit on at work I’d stick my hand in the bean grinder
Feb 8, 2024
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i open at work a lot, i’m a barista at a coffee shop inside a fancy ish food market which is basically just an upscale cafeteria for business people who are too hip for sweetgreen. we’re the only booth that opens before 11 am here! and there are only 4 of us baristas now, there used to be more but recent drama has resulted in some serious jumping ship. it really just means our opener options went from 4 to 2, so i come in at 6:50 am a lot more. i’ve been getting to know the morning crowd better and better, i feel quite close to 8 oz americano, he always wishes me a good day, 12 oz iced chai with whole milk and a blueberry muffin is always kind as well, and oat milk flat white (except for one time he was 16 oz cold brew, we both laughed at that) smiles when he sees me. i like to be the smiley barista they get to have a minimal morning chat with, and plus i feel cool saying “just the usual?”
Jun 4, 2024
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They deserve to know their glasses are serving cunt while they’re serving coffee
Apr 16, 2025
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i am very pale
the summer has me burnt up and out
doesn’t help that i love the drama
and to cry on the train
when everyone is on their way home from the beach
i am salty too
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