(where i donāt have a manager and the owner is an aloof former financial planner)
she fell from the ceiling
then crawled behind the radiator
and i pulled her out and put her in a little box.
i brought her outside because i didnāt know what else to do,
and i was sitting there watching her while a lined formed
(because iām the only one on the clock)
and i was like
if i watch this baby bird die iām gonna have a nervous breakdown for real.
(i had on adrienne lenker all day because i was feeling emo and ultimately that didnāt help the situation)
a regular offered to take her home and nurse her back to health.
good.
i texted my boss about it and she said i could take $30 extra dollars out of the register.
(which is great because itās been dead today and no one in park slope tips that much)
earlier a guy came in wearing a goofy ass hat and a shirt that said
āWake up. Do good. Repeat.ā
and he literally didnāt even tip me.
literally i would be suchhhh a good administrative assistantā¦.
saving lives and filing and stuff.
