from the teachers lounge. if you don’t work in a school well then shoot… maybe sneak into a hotel and help yourself to their complimentary breakfast? Make yourself a waffle while you’re there and relish the opportunity to do the 180° flip thing with the iron. Make sure to grab one of those individually packaged maple syrups because it’s essential that this plain cup of black coffee is paired with something sweet. I’m not a businessman. I’m a romantic. Warm homemade banana bread with cold butter for me today :D diner coffee with a short stack works too.
My dad was staying at a hotel and there was this guy who kept complaining about the shit coffee that’s always burnt and my dad was annoyed because “some people like the taste of burnt coffee” I am my fathers child…
If you have a coffee maker at home, ignore everything but the title I guess.