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getting the biggest carrot you can find
fuck a baby carrot, give me his father!
@worldonfire
Mar 4, 2025
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@shrillhaus
I audibly gasped
Mar 5, 2025
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@talkingheads
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen holy shit he’s huge
Mar 5, 2025
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@restassured
That is just amazing
Mar 5, 2025
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@nevin
oh yeah
Mar 5, 2025
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@aeroplanesea
Dirt is natures seasoning. Nothing tastes quite like a giant carrot with a lil schmutz on it
Mar 5, 2025
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@valoorie
I’m so sad I’ve never had a real carrot, only baby carrots. Maybe I should buy a real carrot this week.
Mar 5, 2025
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@worldonfire
valoorie they honestly have sm more flavor somehow, and in the cold months carrots convert their starches into sugars so yes this is the time to invest in big carrot!
Mar 5, 2025
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@lucius
buggs bunny is doing to awooga thing
Mar 5, 2025
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@mossyelfie
Your jaw muscles are bout to get swole
Mar 4, 2025
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@capybarareverie
this is the Chosen One... they foretold its arrival in the necronomicarrot
Mar 4, 2025
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