from the teachers lounge. if you don’t work in a school well then shoot… maybe sneak into a hotel and help yourself to their complimentary breakfast? Make yourself a waffle while you’re there and relish the opportunity to do the 180° flip thing with the iron. Make sure to grab one of those individually packaged maple syrups because it’s essential that this plain cup of black coffee is paired with something sweet. I’m not a businessman. I’m a romantic. Warm homemade banana bread with cold butter for me today :D diner coffee with a short stack works too.
My dad was staying at a hotel and there was this guy who kept complaining about the shit coffee that’s always burnt and my dad was annoyed because “some people like the taste of burnt coffee” I am my fathers child…
If you have a coffee maker at home, ignore everything but the title I guess.
Mar 7, 2024
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this is what u get when u work as a “barista” for over a year at sbux (👎👎) but u leave with no transferable skills at all
the thing is I don’t even like ”good“ coffee. i take my coffee hot and black - I love diner style percolator burnt coffee too…
if anyone has any tips on making French press coffee please lmk. I can’t seem to make it taste good and shitty like diner coffee and end up spending money on it every other day on campus
Mar 11, 2024
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i work in a cafe. i love really good espresso. i also love shitty diner coffee. sometimes u want sugar. sometimes u don’t. who gives a fuck !!!’
Jan 31, 2024
I love being a barista because it is so fun to not pay for coffee and taste horrifying extractions and bizarre customer creations (extra sweet caramel single shot breve iced) and take home what we can’t sell to customers. Behold the darkness of week old cold brew concentrate! A true depth of darkness only understood in certain light, black as midnight on a moonless night! Yum yum can’t wait have it with breakfast and feel each blood vessel moving through every artery!
May 26, 2025
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Feb 28, 2025
Currently have three full pages in my notebook! I guess some might call this a gratitude journal LOL but it’s different when I do it.
My brother was telling me about this phenomenon called “target fixation”. It’s a panic reflex that happens when motorcyclists become fixated on a singular object, obstacle, hazard (e.g. a sharp curve on a winding road) and they will unconsciously steer in the direction of the thing they’re trying to avoid because their hands follow their gaze which leads to accidents.
You will follow your gaze so be aware of where you’re looking. Train yourself to seek out pleasure and appreciation! Understanding where + what you derive pleasure from increases your capacity to enjoy things which in turn makes you a more interesting person (imo). I think it’s just as important self-knowledge as understanding your triggers/trauma. It is a daily willingness to be transformed by small things.
Sorry for lecturing but I want good things for all of you.
Xoxo,
meg
Mar 29, 2024
everyone in the audience giggling and squealing!
if you’re looking for a gf I highly recommend going… the ladies are leaving the theater lustful and ready to be courted
Apr 24, 2025