I would honestly hire a witch off of Etsy & do one of those cord cutting spells. I’ve thought about doing this before. Idk if it works, but I would at least try b/c it wouldn’t probably hurt. Sorry for what you’re going through. Not cringe at all. It happens when you care. It’s a lovely quality to care about others.

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