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Called in an order for the local habibi owned pizza spot when I usually DoorDash it.
I always try to write a sweet note in the special requests field on the DD app. Iāve been doing it since COVID 2020 bc working service sucks most times.
A little poem, compliments about a dish, asking them a question (sometimes they answer), or just saying have a nice day, thank you for feeding my lazy ass.
Anyways
I asked for my chicken alfredo extra saucy and he goes āHellena? Oh yeah I know your order. Do you like shrimp too?ā
āHell yeah, brother.ā
20 minutes later I had extra saucy chicken and shrimp Alfredo, a half slab of garlic bread and not one but two drinks.
Love you, Moe and your pasta.
Jan 25, 2024
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These arenāt for every table, i kinda litmus test the guests in my intro to see what kind of bits they can tolerate. I ~work~ for my tips.
We have a roll called the hoki poki, so anytime someone orders it i call and repeat āturn yourself aroundā, if the table gets a kick out of that, iāll spin in a circle when i drop it off.
Anytime someone orders the crispy rice i say āyep defffffinitely been here beforeā
When i check the birthday guestās ID I say āwow it REALLY is your birthdayā
When i serve a couple celebrating an anniversary, iāll ask how many years and then be like, ācongrats on the love and stuff,ā (very buffy coded)
When a guest asks where a certain fish is from, before i tell them the real answer, ie alaskan salmon, i say āthe oceanā
Aug 8, 2024
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the guy at the store should know you, the man running the halal truck should know your order, your barista should know your name and you should know theirs, you should have a borderline flirtatious banter going with a bartender at your favorite dive bar
Jun 14, 2024
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one time at a warriors game my family was getting food and the cashier asked me, āand what do you want, lovemuffin?ā
Mar 29, 2024
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Carmelize the damn onions in butter and beef broth.
Low heat, 45 fuckin minutes. Iām not playin w you.
Use gruyere cheese
Make a compound butter with my girlies: thyme and rosemary and their dude garlic.
Slather that butter on two pieces of sourdough. Both sides, I shouldnāt even have to tell you this.
Cook up some bacon!!!
Add a tomato.
If youāre feeling froggyā¦truffle powder.
Get to work.
Jan 25, 2024
Itās black history month. Support your black friends and learn the origin of like every American popular musical genre everrr.
Once Iām done with the 40 + genres, weāre diving into the diasporaaaa.
And then at some point Iām talking cash shit about the summer of love and what was cooler than stinky trust fund kidsā¦I mean hippies in San Francisco... Iāll give you some hints, same time period but across the bridge in Oakland. Thereās also 1980s Washington DC, fuck it even 1960s Detroit.
I just really fucking hate the Grateful Dead fans. Sorry. Not sorry.
Perfect listening for cleaning the house and doing art projects.
Tell a friend.
Feb 2, 2024
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I think that might be my secret to āsuccessā
My Success today is doing laundry and drafting emails š«¢
Might fuck around and clean a bathroom or write a few paragraphs for a short story.
Jan 23, 2024