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If youāre a young lady and you want gigantic lips, I say go for it, but I also subscribe to the philosophy that you shouldnāt fuck around with your face until after 38 (at which point you should find a good dermatologist who is not afraid to tell you no). All the money you saved on products is going to come in handy here, because doing Morpheus8 or Ultherapy once a year is expensive, but it also keeps you from looking like a shoe that has been left out in the rain. If you still feel like shit, put on a headscarf and pair of sunglasses and everyone will be so dazzled by your mystery that they wonāt even look at your skin. And donāt forget to stay the fuck out of the sun!
Feb 28, 2023
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šæ$6 tickets every tuesday and heated recliners what more could i ask for
Jul 11, 2025
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šCaught Vertigo there recently; one of the most enchanting films ever made, incredible experience.
Jul 14, 2025
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went to a cinema club - this is what it's all about. community is real! even in the city! it's not all over. i watched natural enemies and boxing helena with my friend and ally charlie. the first was awesome, the second was less so - but arguably more fun. sherilyn fenn is not a star, she is something else entirely.
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šYou have to haul your face around for your entire life, and thereās just no getting around it. As someone who is lurching perilously toward what us old people refer to as āthe wrong side of 40,ā I am here from your future to tell you not to be afraid, because you can retain your hotness with a little planning! Ever since my very best stage mother and personal BFF Lena Dunham publicly called me out for my elaborate skin care regimen, Iāve been getting questions, so letās start at the basics and move into the baroqueā¦ I donāt think expensive products really make a difference, but if you love them and they make you feel good, by all means waste the money you should be saving for treatments (more on that in a minute) on a 50 step routineāitās your life! I prefer to streamline because I am old and tired, so while I have definitely tried all of those ritzy oil cleansers and I DO LIKE THEM, in general I think Cetaphil and a microfiber cloth is fine. I usually only wash my face at night and follow it up with some Retin A mixed with a nice heavy moisturizer or oil, and I seal the whole shit in with Aquaphor before going to sleep on a special pillow that doesnāt deform my face. The morning is when things get complicated, because I am a firm believer in all of those gadgets that dermatologists tell you donāt work: I like a red light mask followed by either microcurrent, a muscle stimulation device, or radio frequency, and I follow that up with a CE ferulic serum, hyaluronic acid, moisturizer, and sunscreen. Take your collagen and a vitamin D-K supplement every day, and stay the fuck out of the sun!
Feb 28, 2023
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šøMy true passion is whatever fucked up combination of drugs and alcohol you consumed the last time you woke up and said ānever again.ā The Instagram accountĀ @regret_counter serves as an archive for your bad nights out, and though I am its humble bureaucrat, I am mostly just a fan of your fortitude, your bad choices, and your capacity for White Claw.
Feb 28, 2023
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šŖ¦I love cemeteries, and living in New York gives us proximity to some of the east coastās great jewels. Deliver your regards and a Coca Cola to spendthrift heiress Barbara Hutton at the Woolworth familyās sphinx-guarded mausoleum in Woodlawn Cemetery, have a picnic in Sleepy Hollow, or spend a day at The Hartsdale Pet Cemetery , Americaās oldest and greatest eternal resting place for rich peopleās animals. If you are of a mind to travel, do not miss the spookiest family plot in all of America, Stockbridge Massachusettsā Sedgwick PieĀ (itās also just a stoneās throw from Edith Whartonās house), or skip over to Rhode Island (my ancestral homeland) and take a tour of our little stateās notorious smattering of vampire graveyards.
Feb 28, 2023