Rec | TOP 5 WHITE OLD HEAD SAYINGS

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Definitive top 5 list, argue with a wall. 5. Hate to burst your bubble 4. For crying out loud 3. Your skating on thin ice 2. No more mr nice guy And last but certainly not least 1. Get a load of this guy

@dickerdoorframe

Jun 30, 2025

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Honorable mentions: 5. Thats all ahe wrote 4. You and what army? 3. yeah, thats what I thought 2. Suck it up, buttercup 1.How do you like them apples?

Jun 30, 2025

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@dannygyoon

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Uglier than homemade sin

i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal. another one is “you think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!” there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.