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Lately whenever the homies in shiesties pull up on my subway car and start their "showtime" routine i like to pretend to clutch my pearls and at the end turn to someone and say "what was that all about?"
Some other good whiteism you can try out on your friends and in the workplace:
"did you get your steps in?"
"theres more than one way to skin a cat!"
"im thinking of moving upstate"
"my mom is my best friend"
Some other good whiteism you can try out on your friends and in the workplace:
"did you get your steps in?"
"theres more than one way to skin a cat!"
"im thinking of moving upstate"
"my mom is my best friend"
Apr 15, 2025
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we also smile at each other in this hilarious way that’s like:
😐+🙂
i can’t control it 🥲
Apr 15, 2025
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