My father-in-law says this and somehow it’s cute enough that I can almost forgive him for everything else he said.

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what else has he said
Feb 21, 2025
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al1 horrible things. Typical Todd.
Feb 21, 2025
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florinegrassenhopper of course it’s todd.
Feb 21, 2025

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It’ll never not be funny to me. I’m listening to you describe your problems and my only response is ā€œwater water everywhere and yet not a drop to drinkā€œ. Or: - lest you throw the baby out with the bath water - all hat and no cattle - a falling knife has no handle
Jan 3, 2025
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A classic line from my grandparents that expresses my genuine shock!!! Pairs well with other old timey sayings like ā€œsupperā€ or ā€œservietteā€.
Aug 28, 2024
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i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal. another one is ā€œyou think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!ā€ there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024

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