i say this as a man myself, and so i also fit the description, i''m sure.
Yesterday at work, we had finished early but are contracted to stay on site premises till the shift ends - for safety reasons. I was talking to a few work friends about life and one of them starts going off... "Mate i fucking it, my girlfriend and me got into an argument because she wants to go to a festival and i'm not letting her. She's just gunna go and fuck a load of men there". Bit of a weird thing to be thinking about your gf but hey, no judging. I then ask "does your girl actually like the music at the festival" and the reply i get is "Yeah, she loves all the bands that are playing"
How insecure you gotta be to not let your girlfriend go to a festival with her friends because you think she's going to cheat on you?? wtfffff