I looked so good but doctor required it and now I’m miserable, gaining weight and feeling like I’ve lost control. The food noise is deafening. But I’m proud of myself for doing what is necessary to bring a child into the world… is this what sacrifice feels like?
Dec 19, 2024
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Need to be a babymother
Jk I have an iud
Jan 24, 2024
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I’m very health conscious so I know I should probably worry about the possible long-term effects of hormonal birth control but I just can’t bring myself to care because it’s too awesome being freed from the hell of my biology with no thought or effort required on my part
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Feb 16, 2025
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help all i want is to cry and eat bon bons lol
someone give me a beer and a hummus platter pls
suddenly i hate everything
and somehow it could be worse: the alternative is pregnancy. but alas a woman is punished either way.
Dec 10, 2024
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I'm rewatching Teen Mom 2 from the beginning because I miss the days of reality TV when the reality TV stars didn't understand what a social image was or how to act/not act, in front of the camera. There are few scenes as great in reality TV as Janelle Evans's lawyer telling her that she needed to go to jail on August 8th for 14 days. Janelle had concert tickets for a Ke$ha concert on August 9th and explained to her lawyer that she couldn't miss it because Ke$ha was her idol, and she had gotten feathers in her hair for it. She expected the judge to make an exception for her which is wild to me. What's more, Janelle does end up going to jail on August 8th and bails herself out with enough time to make it to her concert. So there was no lesson learned here anyway.
I have never found Ke$ha's music particularly moving, and at the time of filming, we didn't know about all of the Dr. Luke stuff that had been going on. I've never felt this strongly about anything except for, perhaps, my disdain for Angel Soft toilet paper. I suppose, if Angel Soft were the only toilet paper offered in jail, I too, would ask the judge to make an exception. I imagine that jail toilet paper is probably 1-ply and the judge would think I should be grateful for Angel Soft vs 1-ply toilet paper but I have a vendetta against Angel Soft so I would prefer to stick with the 1-ply.
I digress.
Janelle Evans felt more passionately about going to a Ke$ha concert than taking care of her 1-year-old child and getting her life straight and it is TV gold.
Feb 24, 2025
Dec 19, 2024
I dream about the Sunday Supper Chopped. Located in the Delta terminal at LGA, Sunday Supper is an Italian restaurant with great food for an airport but their chopped salad is my Roman Empire. It’s nothing special to look at, but I’m telling you it is mouth watering. Every time I’m there I get it and the last time I wrote down the ingredients so I can attempt to make it myself.
Romaine
Raddichio
Red cabbage
Red onion
Roasted red pepper
Chopped pepperoni
Chickpeas
Celery
shredded provolone
Artichoke hearts chopped
Pepperocini
All chopped, tossed in a light Italian dressing. Add add’l protein if you want but not necessary.
Jan 8, 2025