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Instead of asking people what they did today (high pressure grindset question), ask people if they've eaten yet (low pressure chill question).
May 12, 2024
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No I just live a sensuous snacking lifestyle…
Nov 25, 2024
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one time at a warriors game my family was getting food and the cashier asked me, “and what do you want, lovemuffin?”
Mar 29, 2024
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These aren’t for every table, i kinda litmus test the guests in my intro to see what kind of bits they can tolerate. I ~work~ for my tips.
We have a roll called the hoki poki, so anytime someone orders it i call and repeat “turn yourself around”, if the table gets a kick out of that, i’ll spin in a circle when i drop it off.
Anytime someone orders the crispy rice i say “yep defffffinitely been here before”
When i check the birthday guest‘s ID I say “wow it REALLY is your birthday”
When i serve a couple celebrating an anniversary, i’ll ask how many years and then be like, “congrats on the love and stuff,” (very buffy coded)
When a guest asks where a certain fish is from, before i tell them the real answer, ie alaskan salmon, i say “the ocean”
Aug 8, 2024
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a study issued last month found that dancing is the most effective way of treating and mitigating depression. Walking, therapy, and yoga also outpaced SSRIs. and if you're saying 'oh this was probably funded by Big Dance', there's no evidence of that and if you're saying 'that's just what a Big Dance shill would say', well honey you're right
Mar 4, 2024
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Reminder that most of what we do is a performance
Feb 24, 2025
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