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i asked my bf if he would be okay with me auditioning for a dating show. of course he says it’s whatever i want to do. that’s show business baby!
i tell myself that i wasn’t cast, not bc i don’t have mass sex appeal, but bc i am a little ……………cerebral
Apr 5, 2024
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being silly goofy is fun :)
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i am’t”
-“what’s your type?”
“anyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music video”
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-“i’m gonna lock in!” *immediately goes on instagram*
-“this is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-“
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called ‘pumpkin’ by a black woman 🥺
-“i know a lot about sex-“
“i know it’s not from personal experience”
“hey-“
-“i’m seeing someone!”
“as in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?”
“yes!”
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-“im flirting with you.”
“why-“
May 22, 2025
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This morning I had a date for the first time in a million years and I was scared and hadn’t slept so I called my friend crying and together we talked whilst I got ready. We agreed that I would just do my best and accept whatever happened even if it was weird or embarrassing because it’s fine to do things scared. Then I walked out the front door in my cute little outfit with my hair and makeup done like nothing whatsoever was wrong and I had that damn date and it was kinda stilted and he didn’t text me after but it was essentially fine 💃🏻
Jan 12, 2025
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I cannot and will not be able to tell otherwise. My partner told me “I’m crazy about you” after we’d met (we’d been texting for a few weeks) and I was like OH COOL HE ACTUALLY LIKES ME. I have historically been a dummy for lovebombing cause I only really respond to this, but I wish more normal people had been that direct then maybe I wouldn’t have dated so many horrible people before meeting Billy. (this is also why I’m so pro dating app, because at least you know the person at least fancies you without having the guess).
Jun 10, 2024
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