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being silly goofy is fun :)
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i amâtâ
-âwhatâs your type?â âanyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music videoâ
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-âiâm gonna lock in!â *immediately goes on instagram*Â Â
-âthis is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-â
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called âpumpkinâ by a black woman đ„ș
-âi know a lot about sex-â âi know itâs not from personal experienceâ âhey-â
-âiâm seeing someone!â âas in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?â âyes!â
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-âim flirting with you.â âwhy-â
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i amâtâ
-âwhatâs your type?â âanyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music videoâ
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-âiâm gonna lock in!â *immediately goes on instagram*Â Â
-âthis is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-â
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called âpumpkinâ by a black woman đ„ș
-âi know a lot about sex-â âi know itâs not from personal experienceâ âhey-â
-âiâm seeing someone!â âas in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?â âyes!â
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-âim flirting with you.â âwhy-â
May 22, 2025
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đmost of these arenât really silly and instead me just crashing out over a crush đ
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-gaslight. gatekeep. your own interests but infringe on other peopleâs
-my ponytail looks like a skate park!
-call me an oven the way he doesnât know how to turn me on
-if youâre gonna text me, use a million exclamation points so i know youâre not mad at me
-when in doubt, blame men
-*aggressively adds artistsâ entire discography to queue*
-why are all bass players just incredibly attractive
-this mans is going to like my story but not reply to my text. ok.
-very offended when my airpods die on me lmao
-âi donât want to tell him cuz it might ruin our friendshipâ the friendship was ruined the moment you caught feelings!
-every notification i hope is a text from you. but it never is.
-i donât know the difference between âtheirâ âthereâ and âtheyâreâ apparentlyâŠ
-did he actually mean what he said�
-absolutely bawling my eyes out over moving on while âRunawayâ by Bruno Mars plays is actually the funniest thing ever
-âshe was whatserface in thingamadoodleâ yup đÂ
-itâs over! itâs finally over!!!
-gaslight. gatekeep. your own interests but infringe on other peopleâs
-my ponytail looks like a skate park!
-call me an oven the way he doesnât know how to turn me on
-if youâre gonna text me, use a million exclamation points so i know youâre not mad at me
-when in doubt, blame men
-*aggressively adds artistsâ entire discography to queue*
-why are all bass players just incredibly attractive
-this mans is going to like my story but not reply to my text. ok.
-very offended when my airpods die on me lmao
-âi donât want to tell him cuz it might ruin our friendshipâ the friendship was ruined the moment you caught feelings!
-every notification i hope is a text from you. but it never is.
-i donât know the difference between âtheirâ âthereâ and âtheyâreâ apparentlyâŠ
-did he actually mean what he said�
-absolutely bawling my eyes out over moving on while âRunawayâ by Bruno Mars plays is actually the funniest thing ever
-âshe was whatserface in thingamadoodleâ yup đÂ
-itâs over! itâs finally over!!!
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đ§ŻGuy 1: wore his long hair in a braid one day, danced just while goofing off and he somehow made it look super attractive (reader: he can barely dance), posted a photo of himself âsnowboardingâ down a volcano during winter break, recruited me for his short film project that involved several takes at the end of my character hugging his character đ (weâre married now)
Guy 2: wore a suit to a wedding (this man normally wore cargo shorts and tshirts heâd probably owned for a decade, which thereâs nothing wrong with it was just a particularly stark difference lol)
Guy 3: merely made silent eye contact a few moments longer than usual while smiling đ«
Girl 1: longtime friend but hadnât seen her face in a while due to long distance and her rarely posting pictures of herself anywhereâshe sent me some selfies and i was dazzled âš
Girl 2: already thought she was beautiful and interesting but had a real âoh noâ moment when her eyes lit up as she spoke passionately about her favorite Victorian novel (also when she recalled exactly where an obscure quote from an academic journal had come from, inCLUDING the year of publication đ€Ż)
Guy 2: wore a suit to a wedding (this man normally wore cargo shorts and tshirts heâd probably owned for a decade, which thereâs nothing wrong with it was just a particularly stark difference lol)
Guy 3: merely made silent eye contact a few moments longer than usual while smiling đ«
Girl 1: longtime friend but hadnât seen her face in a while due to long distance and her rarely posting pictures of herself anywhereâshe sent me some selfies and i was dazzled âš
Girl 2: already thought she was beautiful and interesting but had a real âoh noâ moment when her eyes lit up as she spoke passionately about her favorite Victorian novel (also when she recalled exactly where an obscure quote from an academic journal had come from, inCLUDING the year of publication đ€Ż)
Jul 14, 2024
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đčweird in a good way!
but seriously, when someone hits on you or you're hitting on them just ask some out-of-place question!
I once asked a guy what did he do today and he told me about his small daughter and how he takes her skateboarding. the guy was hitting on me and there was at least a 10 year-old age gap between us, but for 30 minutes I was listening to a very involved dad who adored his daughter. at the same time he was covered in glitter and on his fifth cigarette. I miss him sometimes.
but seriously, when someone hits on you or you're hitting on them just ask some out-of-place question!
I once asked a guy what did he do today and he told me about his small daughter and how he takes her skateboarding. the guy was hitting on me and there was at least a 10 year-old age gap between us, but for 30 minutes I was listening to a very involved dad who adored his daughter. at the same time he was covered in glitter and on his fifth cigarette. I miss him sometimes.
May 18, 2024
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iâm a sucker for landscape photography and heâs actually been a big inspiration for my own photography
