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being silly goofy is fun :)
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i amâtâ
-âwhatâs your type?âÂ
âanyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music videoâ
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-âiâm gonna lock in!â *immediately goes on instagram*Â Â
-âthis is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-â
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called âpumpkinâ by a black woman đ„ș
-âi know a lot about sex-âÂ
âi know itâs not from personal experienceâ
âhey-â
-âiâm seeing someone!â
âas in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?â
âyes!â
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-âim flirting with you.â
âwhy-â
May 22, 2025
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Guy 1: wore his long hair in a braid one day, danced just while goofing off and he somehow made it look super attractive (reader: he can barely dance), posted a photo of himself âsnowboardingâ down a volcano during winter break, recruited me for his short film project that involved several takes at the end of my character hugging his character đ (weâre married now)
Guy 2: wore a suit to a wedding (this man normally wore cargo shorts and tshirts heâd probably owned for a decade, which thereâs nothing wrong with it was just a particularly stark difference lol)
Guy 3: merely made silent eye contact a few moments longer than usual while smiling đ«
Girl 1: longtime friend but hadnât seen her face in a while due to long distance and her rarely posting pictures of herself anywhereâshe sent me some selfies and i was dazzled âš
Girl 2: already thought she was beautiful and interesting but had a real âoh noâ moment when her eyes lit up as she spoke passionately about her favorite Victorian novel (also when she recalled exactly where an obscure quote from an academic journal had come from, inCLUDING the year of publication đ€Ż)
Jul 14, 2024
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weird in a good way!
but seriously, when someone hits on you or you're hitting on them just ask some out-of-place question!
I once asked a guy what did he do today and he told me about his small daughter and how he takes her skateboarding. the guy was hitting on me and there was at least a 10 year-old age gap between us, but for 30 minutes I was listening to a very involved dad who adored his daughter. at the same time he was covered in glitter and on his fifth cigarette.
I miss him sometimes.
May 18, 2024
Backstory: Im crushing so hard on a tattoo artist near my job and am delusionally convinced sheâs my soulmate. We coincidentally have matching tattoos of the cover art for faces by mac miller high on the thigh. (for full story go look at my asks)
Update: aight⊠went to the tattoo shopâs 8th anniversary event just to kinda be present and participate in the art community in Puerto Rico bc Iâm having trouble finding ppl I relate too and I think I can make friends w them. Didnât rly get to chat with her much, she was being a little distant and I wasnât going to corner her or anything. I ended up getting some flash that was super cool. after my tat was finished late that night I went for a walk to shake off the nerves of the pain n shit. Ended up getting a strange feeling to buy a bunch of ice creams for everyone in the tattoo shop party so I walked far as hell and bought like 20-30 ice creams from a 24hr bodega and came back to pass them out to everyone for free. Boom. wonderful success and made so many ppl smile. Now the shop owner n community know me and recognize my chill.
Additionally: I could not get this girl out of my head. Like I never rly date and I fr donât like talking to girls. Im rly hyper-isolated but itâs my own doing. But she Was driving me crazy. I ended up buying her the Book of Mac memoir and planned to give it to her as a gift/tip at our booked tattoo session. I had a feeling that sheâd rly like it. But that wasnât enough. I became manic and over the course of three sessions I made her a mac miller mix. Ive attached it for u all to listen. This mightâve been overkill and I was second guessing it the whole time but I did it anyway because Iâm not a pussy.
Finally: get to the tat session and was greeted with a kiss on the cheek (polite and customary for Puerto Ricans but she was rly friendly about it and she initiated). When she finished setting up our station I sit down and pull out the book. Inside the book I had written to: (her name) from: (me) and a short quote from BMO (adventure time) because it kinda just felt right. tell her hey I got this for you, I think I have a crush on you idk, but yeah this is for you. Bruh⊠she melted. She was like soooooooooooo happy. She had a mask on cuz she was sick but she said underneath she was blushing super hard.
we start the tattoo and I ask if I can just talk to her while she does it. Iâm rly shy and not the best at convo but throughout the entire tattoo I just picked her brain to try and get to know her. Bruh⊠we r so alike. Like mind blowingly alike. Talked about music and movies and clothes. But she was kinda dry and quick w her chatting. It took a while for her to warm up a bit and relax. Plus Iâm funny so she was giggling after every other thing I said. Teased her a bit. Flirted a bit. But nothing too heavy. By the end of the tattoo session we were on aux together going back and forth w songs talking about why we like them n stuff. Like at this point I can tell weâre friends. Finally the tat is finished and itâs great. Sheâs an apprentice and not super experienced but it was exactly what I wanted. As we were saying our goodbyes she thanks me again for the book. I told her I had one more thing to give her but she had to give me her number first⊠she freaks out a little bit. I say no pressure obviously, but sheâs like âyes pressureâ Iâm like what?? She gives me her number and gives me a super quick and tight hug. Idk how to describe it but it was like a shy, fast âI need to hug you before anyone seesâ hug. as Iâm walking out the shop I text her the link to the mix n head home.
I get home, she texts saying thanks for the mix that itâs rly cool and thanks again for the book. and thenâŠ. She tells me sheâs dating someone đ„Ž and didnât know how to tell me in person and froze when I asked for her number n if its alright if weâre just friends. I ate that punch, said hey no prob we can be friends, which is totally fine like I fr donât mind, but the thing is I KNOW MY WHOLE SCHEME WORKED. Like the way she was reacting to me and how comfortable she got and how cool our convo was like I know she recognized how cool I was. And she told me I was rly cool like she texted saying she thinks im cool. So like⊠fuck. Idk. and She didnât even say she has a boyfriend, she just said sheâs dating someone so it doesnât even sound serious. Idk what to do. She didnât respond to my last text. so this is where we stand. I think I fucked her world up tho. No way sheâs not thinking about me now.
What do yall think?
Jul 19, 2024
