I died once during surgery - no white light, no nothing. So if some slick dude said I could have a decent house in LA for free, I’d ask “blood or gel roller?“ and get to signing.

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i love signing up for research studies without knowing anything about them and just going to get my blood drawn and hair and saliva collected for an afternoon in exchange for an 85$ gift card… i am the ideal lab rat because i am willing to do anything. put me in that maze! (i signed a form and now my biomaterial legally belongs to the university)
Oct 8, 2024
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The 60 yr old man next to me just did it and it fuckin killed.
Feb 12, 2024
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found a bump on my scalp and of course spiraled immediately bc of webmd and have decided it is cancer and that i am dying. classic me tbh. scheduled that dermatology appt with a GREAT QUICKNESS never before seen by humanity.
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