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This doc went home to his baby daughter and saw that his wife put up glow stars on the ceiling of her room. He thought to himself “damn, I wish cancer would just glow and I could get it out with my cancer slashers”
So doc returns to the lab and cooks up some glow juice. A few tests later and my man has done it! You get an IV of glow juice before surgery and then invite the docs to your cancer disco.
My mom is in the midst of her cancer disco-ectomy this morning and the DJ is Dr. TumorGlow himself. I am so proud and hopeful
May 13, 2025
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I died once during surgery - no white light, no nothing. So if some slick dude said I could have a decent house in LA for free, I’d ask “blood or gel roller?“ and get to signing.
Mar 11, 2024
This is so serious and not cool-fun and I'm sorry, but I beat breast cancer last year (yay 🙌🏼) and the clinic I got treatment from uses Noona. Appointments, test results, lab results, billing questions... A symptom tracker!! Messaging options. It really came in handy for so many things and I was grateful to have it! The app didn't save my life, but kept me in close touch with the team that contributed the most. Definitely made going through the fight a lot easier!
While we're here, for the sake of awareness. FEEL UP YOUR BREASTS, often. Don't assume anything abnormal that you feel is something harmless. Modern medicine is amazing and it's not a death sentence anymore. Get genetic testing if it's an option (it's stupid expensive.) I was diagnosed at 39 and I've learned that people are getting diagnosed younger and younger every year...
Yay for boobs 🍈🍈
May 8, 2025
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I walk into every session with a lust for laughs!! Once we get the vitals out of the way can you please giggle one time for me thank u
Mar 10, 2024
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I like to think of myself as a Russian nesting doll. I am my 3 and 5 and 11 year old self, all stacked inside of my 20s and now 30 year old self! Some of them are super stuck together and hard to get at but others like my 4 thru 7 year old self is easy to access. Like if I need to talk to kids, I just unpack a few layers and chat from that version of myself! We are all still in there, don’t forget to take some of the littler ones out to play once in a while.
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I just love him so much this sweet brilliant dude but I’m getting married to the woman of my dreams so it ain’t me. Ben deserves love . I have him casting a spell about it daily but he could use some backup.
May 19, 2025