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Great food encapsulates balance.
Sweet and savory is a tried and true favorite balance amongst many a foodie.
Do yourself a favor.
Next time you wake up for a morning walk and a coffee and you need some protein and carbs to kickstart your metabolism and hold you over till a late lunch, ask the Ocky for a “Sausage Egg & Cheese, on a Blueberry Bagel.”
Fret not the sideways glances, perplexed reactions, and dismissive comments from the homies. They don’t know what they don’t know. And what they don’t know is that this is the pinnacle of bagel orders.
If you really wanna do sumn special, take that shit home and hit it with some Sriracha.
tre magnifique
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My alternative to the BECSPK has variables to it depending on your circumstance, so bare with me. First, the deli variation is pretty much as it is listed above. The Boar's Head chipotle mayo is optimal. Sometimes I don't say salt and pepper if I feel like I'm talking too much, but I hope you get it out. Paired with an energy drink (C4 blue flavor preferred, sugar free Red Bull allowed). Now, the at-home recipe. First, I season the scrambled eggs before placing on a hot pan. The at-home seasoning includes not just salt & pepper, but additionally adobo and onion powder. Additionally, it is hard to gauge the right amount of chipotle mayo to give yourself, and if you do too much it can make you feel like you ate a burger for breakfast. I personally prefer to only get chipotle mayo when I get the bagel at a deli so that I am more open to receiving joy from others when offered throughout the day. So at home, I always do hot sauce on my bagel, and the key is to never use the same hot sauce two days in a row. Vary it. Get weird hot sauces. Paired with coffee. The purpose of all of these rules serves a single philosophy: a breakfast sandwich and beverage should have a kick, both physical and mental. You should start your day with a metaphorical kickstart to your heart so that you're both pleased and alert.
Jan 26, 2024
Got a dozen of these fuckers chilling in the freezer and have been living like a king. Been making eggs with dill, scallion, and cilantro wrapped around melty havarti like a cozy blanket. I added some bibimbap sauce I made for dinner the previous night and it’s the perfect spicy/sweet/savory condiment and adds even more sesame seeds to the experience.
This beauty was so sloppy and indulgent I had to take my glasses off and unbutton my pants to fully enjoy it 😮💨
Feb 27, 2025
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On either an every bagel or bakery sourdough, lox, avocado, chevre/goat’s milk cream cheese, and capers— my bagel shop does seasonal veg, so this might have radishes or pickled red onion, and if I make it at home I add bacon and a fried egg— it’s nutrient dense, salty, and I don’t eat anything else until dinner.
Mar 23, 2024
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She is asking deep and insightful questions.
Rhetorical in nature they force us, the audience, to look inward.
Illustrating a point.
Prompting contemplation.
and Stimulating critical thinking.
“You thought I was feelin you?”
“You think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart”
“You the baddest, who badder than you? Look at my friend like who better than we?”
Munch on that.
Feb 4, 2024
Go listen to Ushers’ “Yeah!” featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris, and you’ll get the picture.
Every 6 seconds.
The entire song.
Song is 105 beats per minute.
Playtime is 4:10.
I didn’t count it, but maths says that’s like 41.7 hits from the triangle.
Now, imagine that song without the triangle.
Not. The. Same.
Shout out idiophone percussion instruments.
Oct 24, 2024
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Heard someone say this today.
Thought provoking… how old does the book have to be tho?
60s? Slaughter House 5?
19th century? Pride and prejudice??
Pre 10th century? The Bible???
Gotdamn.
Well, there’s some book recos at least
Feb 6, 2024