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You stuck in JFK with a bunch of other bozos who spent double on their tickets. you’re all squished together headed on uncomfortable flights to see your family fight at the dinner table during the holidays.
Pffft. Instead. Stay home for the holidays and tell your family you’ll be visiting in January when the flights are nearly empty and the ticket prices are criminally cheap.
Been doing this a couple of years now and it’s really the tits.
Jan 29, 2024
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Overnight flights to London suck bad cuz it’s hard to sleep on the plane, eastbound means a short flight, and you arrive all disoriented, in pain, looking like dogshit. maybe even in a state of delirium cuz you’re all tyty. And it’s usually ass early that you’re landing. Can’t even check into a hotel for like 6 more hours!! What if i told u it doesn’t have to be this way?
Virgin Atlantic (the grooviest airline) operates an 8am out of Kennedy, with wheels down in Heathrow happening around 8pm local time. Yea, u gotta drag your ass up at around 4 or 5am EST, but just pretend you’re on london time already because ur about to fuckin be!
You spend the entire flight luxuriating in your own row, free from the hell of other people. upon arrival, you dip outta Heathrow, drop your shit wherever, and go party with yer mates. Fall asleep anywhere between 10pm-4am depending on what kinda night u want. then u wake up fresh as a fkn 🌼 on local time with no jet lag. Look at the pic man. when did u last see a flight that empty ?
biiiiig September 16th 2001 vibes but without the heartbreak
Feb 3, 2024
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you know what they say… catch flights not feelings😤
Feb 1, 2024
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You’re not “going home“ until the keys in the lock baby!!! (I’m waiting to go to the airport now :((((()
Apr 6, 2025
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You see the same trend being utilized everywhere but the only people who get it right are (yes, you guessed it) Librarians.
You didn’t know you needed it until, oops, you stumbled upon the Milwaukee Public Library tik tok and they are roasting and also paying a beautiful homage the Twilight novels to the tune of Billie Eilish’s melodical ballad “What Was I Made For” or something like that.
They deep down know your secrets and deepest fantasies and post them on a 10 second video. The videos swing and NEVER MISS! You’re thinking “wait how’s that possible?” If they know how to read a book, they certainly know how to READ YOU!
After they have pinpointed your soul, what do they do? They give you excellent content that makes you think, “Damn better book my next trip to Milwaukee Public Library and Thank them for their service,” 🫡because Librarians are by the people, for the people!
Feb 19, 2024
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I ve seen all the movies so I know what’s gonna happen. But why does it hit different and harder in the books!?!?!
Im a grown ass adult and STILL am shocked At these plot twists and social commentary!
Plus everytime I carry one of these books I’m reading, I always get a wonderful comment from a stranger. Which is fun
Feb 21, 2024
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Google image searching “Mr.Burns Halloween costume” is more nightmare inducing than I had planned for a cheeky costume.
Q: was 5:21am the time to research this? A: yes
Q: shall I be returning to slumber soon?
A: dear god, no.
Oct 9, 2024