It goes Wheat Chex > Xanax > Crispiest Sprite you can find.
Wheat Chex is so damn crisPt it really takes the edge off.
Bonus, it is addictive trying to find the ones they accidentally doubled, so it’s two wheat Chexes in one and it’s double crispy, so you love it even more and just keep eating and eating trying to find more.
You’re awake, alert, alive! You can handle your life now. As long as your mouth is doing crispy.
Feels good, feels good.
