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Shoutout to the men who devote their lives to trapping these adorable little cocksuckers who can’t help but get their necks wrapped in fishing wire. It’s really sweet when they bark in confused anger at first but then are stunned into silence once freed.
Jan 2, 2024
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this seal rescue centre has a live stream of their baby seals that they are taking care of before releasing them back into the wild, very relaxing to watch!
Sep 7, 2024
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i don't like seeing animals in captivity but i do enjoy looking at belugas and i think they're amazing creatures -- do you know how many videos there are of beluga whales being serenaded by an instrument?? there are a couple! at least! look them up. also if you saw that one of a beluga scaring a little girl i have news -- there are more videos of belugas scaring little kids.
Jan 20, 2024
Look at this one’s chode! They’re so funny man. They all lie on the beach in this giant pile and heave themselves up and down the coastline like these giant tubes of jelly. When they fight they slam their chests against each other and wave their heads so their proboscises flop all over the place. And the entire time they’re ululating. Or maybe not ululating exactly but ululate feels like the right word even though it’s not correct. And the alpha watches over it all. He moves slow, he doesn’t have to move fast. He’s so large the tides pull for him and the sun sets on his great gray belly the last. He’s a genius and a villain, I love him.
5d ago
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I’ve been trying to just look around the room more in an effort to be on my phone less. Try it! It can be quite psychedelic and is akin to reading and/or prayer.
Jan 2, 2024
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For years, I’ve been punctuating my sentences with this word. For example, earlier I said “where is my cocksucking phone?”
Jan 2, 2024
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I’m not sure what the hell poison is in these, but they bleach the whites of your eyes! Beautiful!
Jan 2, 2024