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it's simply the best. you wanna leave? just go! don't say anything to anyone. do you have trouble with friends who love prolonged goodbyes or friends who try to convince you to stay longer? not anymore. you're already halfway home before anyone even realizes you're gone. "you should have said goodbye!" well, maybe i saw my opportunity to vamoose and took it! they should be saying, "you're a visionary, a true go-getter!" anyway, it's the most satisfying move to pull in any social situation and i recommend you do it whenever you can.
Nov 10, 2023

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I've heard if you add a lifetime of guilt it takes it to the next level.
Nov 12, 2023
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I wouldn't want it any other way peg, sometimes some of the best hangs i've had have been from being bullied into staying somewhere
Nov 10, 2023
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I am the friend with the prolonged goodbye trying to convince you to stay
Nov 10, 2023
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walk through that door. don’t say bye. never look back.
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