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It's late at night. You are feeling pretty tired, but you throw on another episode of whatever you were watching. You think, "I should probably go get into bed in a second." Instead, you stretch out on the couch. You tell yourself, "I'll just finish this episode then I'll get up." As you have this thought, you pull a blanket over you. You laugh at yourself quietly; you know that thought was simply untrue. You feel your eyes start to close. Suddenly, you wake up at 3:30AM blasted in the TV glow. A spark of excitement ignites inside of you. You get up and make the pilgrimage to your room. You crawl under your sheets and realize this is the most comfortable you've ever been. You quickly fall back asleep.
Jan 30, 2024
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sometimes you're already too tired to make your way to the bed, so why not give in, close your eyes, don't even worry about turning the tv off, the couch is just so cozy...
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You will wake up dazed and confused from a vivid dream wondering what day it is but it's worth it, trust me.
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But pretending you’re not falling asleep even though you know you are and you wonder to yourself why you’re blatantly lying because you don’t lie about anything else besides falling asleep on the couch
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Apr 12, 2024
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it's simply the best. you wanna leave? just go! don't say anything to anyone. do you have trouble with friends who love prolonged goodbyes or friends who try to convince you to stay longer? not anymore. you're already halfway home before anyone even realizes you're gone. "you should have said goodbye!" well, maybe i saw my opportunity to vamoose and took it! they should be saying, "you're a visionary, a true go-getter!" anyway, it's the most satisfying move to pull in any social situation and i recommend you do it whenever you can.
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shit is so nice, chop some uhns, throw ’em in a pan for an hour, let ‘em turn into a gooey, jammy mess
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