Whenever I see the posts like âhey old people, give your best piece of adviceâ and people are giving like, financial advice and cleaning advice and relationship advice and then I come stomping in yelling, âDRESS SLUTTIER, YA GONNA REGRET NOT DRESSING SLUTTIERâ
Yeah, thatâs my advice. I dressed pretty slutty, but man I wish I had dressed sluttier. More strings and cloth scraps called shirts, more skirts that showed my butty cheekies, more TIGHT FUCKING DRESSES, thatâs what I wish I had done. Wish Iâd worn my tight red pleather pants more often instead of chickening out. Wish I had worn just ONE string bikini in my early twenties. Just one.
Live ur life, but thatâs what I wish I was about. Baddie dreams on a cowardâs budget.