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love a good skinny cigarette, capris have been my pick as of late. i was sold on them when i asked the woman working at the smoke shop what skinny cigarette she would reccomend and she said capris because they would look good between my fingers (this was in reference to my new manicure - dark red, almond shaped). i like to save them for when im feeling like a Fancy Lady. i used to quite enjoy virginia slims as well but i haven’t been able to procure them in a while…
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🚬Now is the portion of my perfectly imperfect piece where everything goes out the window and I become a complete hypocrite after talking about skincare and collagen renewal, because I'm about to add cigarettes to my list of recommendations. I know they're horrible for you. I know they will kill you. But let’s face it; we're all gonna die, it's only a question of when and how - and some days we’re more in the mood to speed up the process than others. So when it’s that kind of day, and you’re feeling emo or sexy or stressed, and wanting to have a social anxiety relieving prop in your hand or simply partake in a sexy ritualistic experience with someone who is also smoking - there’s nothing like having a cigarette. Going outside for a smoke with another person and someone lighting your cigarette, you touch their hand briefly to cover the flame. It’s all so fucking sexy/intimate/special. A brief loneliness eliminator! HOWEVER, the only cigarette I’m recommending are Capri cigarettes - the PURPLE pack. Purple Capris are the ultra light of the Capri line. Here's a bone I have to pick with Capri cigarettes (aside from the fact that they literally kill people), they don't label the strength level of the cigarette. You have to Google what the color of the pack means. My god, get it together Capri cigarettes. Good thing they're so addictive that people will just deal with this kind of bullshit. They're so slender and chic. You’ll feel like you're straight out of the '70s or '80s, hanging with Bianca Jagger NOT waiting in line for Studio 54. Smoking this cigarette will get you RIGHT to the front of the line. They’re effortlessly chic. Which is my favorite way to describe something I love.
Mar 31, 2023
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❄️i started smoking skinny menthols in honor of my glamorous irish catholic grandmother, kitty, after she died and i immediately realized they're the perfect small treat for girls. the smoke dances smooth and cool on your tongue and in your throat, its small enough to give you the perfect buzz of nicotine, and two last exactly long enough for a chat full of secrets outside the bar with your girls. if you pull out a pack of these in the smoking section, all the shawties will gather around to ooh and ahh 100% of the time.
Jun 30, 2022
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My friend brought me one from Japan and it’s been such a lifesaver, you can get them online too! Stuffy nose? NoseMint. Nauseous? NoseMint. I was on a 5 hour flight to New York sitting next to a man who was wearing sneakers and no socks (noticed because the Smell of it brought this fashion choice to my attention) and the NoseMint saved my damn life 💔
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My absolute favorite. It’s become a universal I’m Going to Be Naughty face within my friend group as well.
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i was never quite the fan of alcohol that wasn’t nauseatingly sweet but i have recently discovered that i have quite the penchant for the occasional beer as well as a martini with a flavor profile that is essentially identical to straight olive juice. after recently experiencing one of the greatest, briniest, DIRTIEST! martinis of my 20-something years (attached below), i was wondering if there were other, i guess, savory alcoholic beverages that may tickle my fancy…
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