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I don't have a phone right now and the other day at work I was looking particularly cute (barista bartender step on you but adorable) and I got to turn men down by saying I don't have a phone... which they obviously assumed I was lying... but it gave me such a cruel satisfaction because I knew it was true.
When I got home and told my partner this, he was all like why didn't you just say you're in a relationship?!?! First, ew, no. And second, didn't you JUST hear how much joy that response gave me?? smh. But just a reminder that you should be able to say no on your own accord without calling in the boyfriend backup as to say that you've already been claimed like a piece of fucking furniture. You can say no just because like ew gross.
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Jun 22, 2025
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at first i was like, wait why's it ew to say you have a boyfriend? and then the claimed like a piece of furniture line made so much sense, i've never thought of it like that and damn yeah you right girl
Jun 22, 2025
@THEMOSTUNIQUEUSEREVER LOL I did write that weirdly!!!! but i love my bf he's a cutie<3
Jun 23, 2025
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wrote my number on his notes on friday... signed it with a heart.... was so certain he liked me but still no text. maybe he's gay. who knows but i'm cutting my losses atp before i get more obsessed and involved. c'est la vie but i'm still angry and upset about it. note to self: don't get obsessed with guys before you even get their phone numbers
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I am making a zine about the art of performing, producing and affirming our gender.
A few weeks ago I was struck by a video of a piercer talking about gender-affirming piercings that exposed my bias. I, (a nonbinary hyper-femme glittery diva, obsessed with exploring, manipulating, and playing with expression, using my face, body, and essence as a canvas), realized I assume that "gender-affirming" actions, such as getting a piercing, would only refer to trans folks. There was this unconscious part of me that still gripped to the narrative that "gender" was somehow real... that cis people did not need to perform, produce, or affirm their own identity... that gender was static. This piercer exposed a hideous blind spot. They opened with a story of little girls getting their lobes pierced. This beautiful ushering into womanhood, this ritual of adorning similar style jewels to the brave and courageous women in your life. And then mothers. When mothers get their nose pierced to reclaim their bodies, to reclaim their autonomy after literally sharing, giving, everything to bring a child into the world. We all use art express our gender. We all everyday wake up and perform gender - yes sometimes in the theatrical sense, gender is drag of course - but also in the Judith Butler sense, that with every act we create a new reality.
I don't know. The whole thing has just got me thinking. Especially with the state of the world today, authoritarianism on the rise globally, transgender history literally being deleted from government websites... a joyful celebration of gender, a leaning into the playful aspects of what gender can, of what it should be... is at least what I need.
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two weeks ago my iPhone decided she would no longer turn on, and as the broke young adult I am I said fuck it what if I went off the grid? Mind you I have been ADDICTED to short-form content and social media for years. I tried the time limits thingy but like any addict I just completely ignored it.
there was a withdrawal period, sure, but my god. I have so many thoughts. So many ideas. So much more patience. I have read more, created more art, and spent some of the best times with my friends. I have sent letters and receive emails. We are not meant to be reached 24/7. I am intentional with my news intake, and I am even more informed because I make an active decision to read and watch the news when my nervous system is regulated and with all this free time I have the space to process what I am consuming.
I truly do not see myself ever going back. With no google maps to rely on I am experiencing my surroundings - paying attention to the small stuff. I live in a fucking beautiful place. I am surrounded by beautiful people. I have an interesting mind capable of beautiful thoughts.
mom was right!!! it is the damn phone!!!!
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