if a man’s harassing u for ur info, give him ur ex’s number. and instead of giving ur real name, say ur name is the new person he’s dating :p my favorite party trick xoxo
May 16, 2024

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I don't have a phone right now and the other day at work I was looking particularly cute (barista bartender step on you but adorable) and I got to turn men down by saying I don't have a phone... which they obviously assumed I was lying... but it gave me such a cruel satisfaction because I knew it was true. When I got home and told my partner this, he was all like why didn't you just say you're in a relationship?!?! First, ew, no. And second, didn't you JUST hear how much joy that response gave me?? smh. But just a reminder that you should be able to say no on your own accord without calling in the boyfriend backup as to say that you've already been claimed like a piece of fucking furniture. You can say no just because like ew gross. xoxoxo
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what could go wrong?
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he’s gonna ghost u anyways at least let ur ex friends from highschool who still follow u think u might be dating the hot mysterious meticulously cropped out guy long term
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