The iBeer app is great to open when you want to performatively chug a pint of 2010 iPhone aesthetic beer in semiotic solidarity with your friends who are interested in collabing consumption rituals and the club. When you download iBeer (or even a sister application like iCigLite), you open your phone chakra to the possibility of an iPhone Samsara.
If youโre hungry, but donโt really wanna buy food, you can just fill up on beer. Itโs got calories, tastes good, and makes you feel nice. And itโll make you feel bloated just like if youโve eaten a big meal. life hack.
GUESS I GOTTA ACCEPT THE PAIN ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ NEED A CIGARETTE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ EVERY GOOD THING COMES MY WAY ๐๐ฅฐ๐คฉ SO I STILL GET DOLLED UP ๐๐๐
