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The iBeer app is great to open when you want to performatively chug a pint of 2010 iPhone aesthetic beer in semiotic solidarity with your friends who are interested in collabing consumption rituals and the club. When you download iBeer (or even a sister application like iCigLite), you open your phone chakra to the possibility of an iPhone Samsara.
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Mar 28, 2025

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It works great when you want to shut up someone that won’t stop talking 🙄
Mar 28, 2025
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my 6th grade students would download this app and then be like “hey Ms. [redacted] watch me chug this beer!!!!!!!!”
Mar 28, 2025
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phone chakra is amazing
Mar 28, 2025
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I had it on my iPod touch. Me And my buddies loved to grab a pint of the Pixel ale. We’re all degenerates now :)
Mar 28, 2025

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