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A “stop Mormon hate” campaign will gain slight traction after a netflix standup special joke. It will become widespread enough for Adrian Brody to show his support, but no further.
Pier 1 Imports style middle class baroque will be worked into a lot of trendy graphic design (recession indicator)
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The “married in a year in the suburbs” guy will be the last proper internet-dunking for contrived artistic vibes. The last Rebecca Black. The major social medias will be so flooded with rage bait and AI garbage that the social responsibility to call out performative art will seem insignificant, people will cheer on similar content but with a knowing in-joke slant to let others know they don’t actually like it, a content minded Internet personality will see this and try to break into the music industry with an intentionally cringey song, an N+1 essay titled “stolen loser valor” will reset us back to baseline, but the dynamic will never quite be the same.
Clams will get the Axolotl treatment, the word “clam” itself will send youths into fits of laughter, no one will know how or why we got here.
Orlando Bloom will shock the nation with the way he does something weird, like Pete Buttigeg with that cinnamon roll but much, much darker.
May 29, 2025
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the manhattan catholic convert pseudointellectual thing has reached peak mainstream exposure and will be widely recognized as profoundly uncool by the end of the year. the next right-wing aesthetic-cultural movement will be a reclamation of white trash signifiers, suburban hedonism, and trailer park maximalism
Feb 11, 2025
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we are rapidly losing the existence of genuine Subcultures that emerge from a cultural or historical inflection point. hence, trendiness - trends and aesthetics norms are a huge selling point for brands of all shades and stripes, its standing in for what subculture was doing the heavy lifting for. add in the ability to purchase online right thru algorithm machines a la TikTok and Instagram… voila! a captive audience to sell trendiness to
Feb 19, 2024
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The brits went crazy with this phrase. Some of their best work
Apr 17, 2025
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Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. I’m open to other exceptions I just can’t think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try
Feb 25, 2025
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