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I have to be so honest. Fruit sometimes scares me…. Where did it come from? Is it safe? Is it washed? Is it bruised? But if I trick my brain into thinking that it’s the ridiculous one from Erewhon that costs $50 and sits alone on a little plush throne, I’m not scared anymore.
4d ago
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For too long I have been ignorant to the joy of casually and spontaneously perusing a grocery store. Finally, I enter with no list in hand. No agenda. No stress about filling my weekly nutritional quotas. Instead I became a woman led only by curiosity and intuition (perhaps my highest state). Behold the wonders of the produce aisle. God lives in the produce aisle. Then the nectarine chose me and I chose the nectarine. We were perfectly complete in one another's company. I left with a bill of exactly 1 dollar and became one nectarine richer. Perfect.
Aug 7, 2024
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Buying fruit in this economy sucks, but they are tasty and double up as the best exfoliating face mask!
May 30, 2024
top 10 fruits OF ALL TIME, EASY!! beautifully colored, soft exterior. fun to rip into the flesh with your teeth. mild but sweet flavor. beautiful pink tone. weird center that looks a bit yonic but just eat it faster if that bugs you.
the lovely ladies at the shop is always excited when i add one to my bag at the register like it's a cheeky little treat. but they're right! it is my little treat to myself.
Apr 9, 2024
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First of all, they make your teeth straighter. Second of all, it feels like you’re back in middle school but your lisp is now cool. (Also I am in love with my orthodontist.)
4d ago
I’m recently obsessed with a fit pic. My friends and I are back to 2014, doing photoshoots on a random patch of grass. (Blowing on a dandelion vibe…) It’s the only way.
4d ago
For the record, this picture is real. I do have a rash on my left elbow. And thank god for TikTok. A girl from Nebraska also had the exact same rash as me and she said to take turmeric. Doing that now.
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