COFFEE THIS COFFEE THAT. BEANS BEANS BEANS. COFFEE IS FOR SIPPING ON SATURDAY MORNINGS WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LIKE A LITTLE 1990S FRIENDS CHARACTER. CELSIUS IS THE FUTURE. CELSIUS IS FOR ROCKING AND FOR ROLLING AND OPTIMIZING ENERGY OUTPUT UNTIL YOU CRASH OUT AND SPIRAL INTO MESS OF EMOTIONS AND UPSET STOMACHS.
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Death to the old gods! GLORY GLORY GLORY GLORY
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