when i’m drinking? dirty dirty dirty! extra dirty.
when i’m not? which is most of the time? diet coke, soda water + bitterz, homemade iced tea, kin euphorics, soda water with lime, also plain water, coors edge (zero proof), santa cruz mango lemonade
dirty martini but with pickle juice from a jar (dill) instead of olive juice. polish her off with a couple cornichons and you're cookin with gas!!!
once the taste of this nectar of the gods hits your lips u will never look at a traditional dirty martini the same again
i make them with so much pickle juice and olive juice until they could potentially be confused with a salad dressing - a crush of pepper, a few drops of olive oil, im in heaven and life is so good
