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God was on to something when he appointed agents for them to attend to the less relevant concerns of people like they're part of a call-center. I love them.
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May 28, 2025

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I remember as a kid saying that I bet God let angels answer a lot of the prayers, and my sister was aghast that I would suggest that He wasn't capable of handling everything Himself lmaoooo and instead of explaining Catholicism to her Methodist kids, my mom just told my sister to respect other people's beliefs. Which is a perfectly fine response, but as a kid I think I would have liked to have known that my idea was indeed a Legit Thing (and had been for over a millennium) instead of finding out I was right much later lol. (I'm atheist now and started questioning God's existence maybe a year or so after this conversation happened but oh well)
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i’m always amazed how protestants just see themselves as having a direct line to god. just no other guys at the prayer call center
May 28, 2025
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@MARXINISTA I know God is like this 🫩
May 28, 2025
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i’d be too if i had to listen to Protestant prayers all day
May 28, 2025
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@MARXINISTA 😭
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LOL πŸ™ˆ
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