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L'Oreal Paris Voluminous Superstar Mascara

I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.

@grace-kuhlenschmidt

Oct 18, 2023

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Maybelline sky high mascara

Thank you to none other than the wisest ms Trixie Mattel for recommending this brilliant mascara. I was looking so absolutely absurd for so long with falling mascara and it seems she cracked the code

@gabobinson

Feb 3, 2024

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neutrogena mascara

i am so devoted to this mascara it gives such good volume but doesn't clump or look spider-y, people just think i have really gorgeous eyelashes naturally. now i'm living a lie to my loved ones but its ok bc my lashes look great.

@lynnnnie

May 24, 2025

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The license plate i saw yesterday

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Mar 17, 2025

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CARROT CAKE

I made it :) I hope it’s good 🙏🏼

@valoorie

Apr 20, 2025

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NEVER SHARE ANY COOL MUSIC WITH A MAN

Well if I’m gonna get left on delivered I may as well post it here instead where it’ll be appreciated. (If you guys couldn’t tell I’m experiencing bruh moments and it’s pathetic).

@valoorie

May 13, 2025