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I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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haven’t changed this look since I was in middle school and stumbled across pictures of twiggy in the 60s
Jun 17, 2024
i’m still learning eye shadow at 32 and have always regretted eyeliner attempts so here we are lmao
since i don’t buy foundation/blush/other products regularly i splurge a little on the mascara, lately loving Lancôme Lash Idôle 🖤
Jun 17, 2024
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The best goddamn drugstore mascara there ever was. Devastating that it’s no longer available in most places.
Nov 15, 2024
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The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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When I’m pregnant I’m gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast “Gone.” This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasn’t born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023
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You’re not gonna get the names out of me, but it’s important I share my truth. You could tell me that everyone I know and love is dead. Then put on a “Weekend Reset in NYC” vlog. And I’ll forget. Happy as a clam. My brain swaddled by the dumbest girls I’ve ever seen put a new console table in their 7k/month Tribeca 1 bedroom
Oct 18, 2023