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I actually donāt recognize baby pics of myself because Iām not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didnāt wear any mascara as a kidā¦ This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If Iām not wearing it, Iām ugly. If I am wearing it, Iām fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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havenāt changed this look since I was in middle school and stumbled across pictures of twiggy in the 60s
Jun 17, 2024
If Iām not mistaken, Iām pretty sure I saw a video where the makeup artist for New Girl said that this is the mascara Zooey Deschanel wore on the show. I havenāt used any other mascara since.
May 24, 2025
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i am so devoted to this mascara it gives such good volume but doesn't clump or look spider-y, people just think i have really gorgeous eyelashes naturally. now i'm living a lie to my loved ones but its ok bc my lashes look great.
May 24, 2025
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The tight underwireā¦ The way my nipples are almost more visibleā¦ itās so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I donāt hold them close to my chest: theyāll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. Thatās why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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and if it aināt sara bareilles or imagine dragons, then seriously take me to the hospitalš¤£. lyrics like theirs are scientifically addicting (seriously) so donāt be surprised if others join in. but when they do, tell them to stop. why would they do that? this is your moment. donāt trust those people. trust me. after this the rest of your nights gonna be golden āØĀ #hingepartnerĀ
May 21, 2025
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When Iām pregnant Iām gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast āGone.ā This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasnāt born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023