This was during one of the first dates I went on after quarantine was up, and we were watching the austin powers movies together bc he had never seen any of them (to set the tone of the story, it was already awkward-ish). During the first movie he asked to kiss me, and I said yes, but when we leaned in, it was really short and we kind of missed a little. So I wanted to lighten the mood and said “Oh that was a weird kiss haha!“, thinking he’d laugh it off too. But he just stared at me like 😒 and didn‘t respond so I think I pissed him off. So I just was like “oh um haha“ 🫤 and we just went back to watching the movie.
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i can just tell he didn’t enjoy austin powers enough either huh 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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@BABYOBLIVI0N he had a few giggles, but I was definitely laughing more than he was 😔
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