there’s so many customers I’m beginning to think it’s one great amalgamation- a hive mind, rat king style.
my theory is they‘re all controlled by the robotic screens that scream cleANING YOUR PATIO CAN BE BACK-BREAKING WORK! I swear to god and no one will believe me but before they were turned on this morning one said HELLO or quite possibly HELp to me
and if you do plan on pilfering: can you please start with the hedgehog plant pots that almost definitely have the souls of disturbed children trapped in them. cheers.