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the fnaf 2 toy animatronics are a queer friend group who like to go to brunch together (lore theory)

@dandeliongirl

Apr 12, 2024

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“What two people are you made up of?”

My bf and I came up with this. Like what two caricatures can you come up with that combine to make you. For example, he is a righteous British skater punk kid and an old hippie in the seventies who whittles. I am a lesbian who works at an aquarium and an eccentric elementary school art teacher. We have a friend who is a frat king + old beach bum. Try it it’s fun!

@pikoliu

Jun 3, 2024

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AT THE FUNCTION WITH MY FELLOW HOBBITS

Just a bunch of lesbians under 5’6

@computerb1tch

Apr 5, 2025

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I B PISSIN

Years ago this girl was having a birthday party (I brought a Tech Deck and Dr Pepper as gifts) and I ended up smoking a joint like a cig in her backyard. when I had to go to the bathroom I convinced myself that her tile was made of carpet. became so sure that I was about to piss on the ground by accident and that I couldn’t stand up to pee. Instead of sitting down i got on my knees and hit the bowl from half height. I then drank the Dr Pepper I brought and fell asleep on the living room floor (actual carpet). Now when I get high and feel the warmth I start tweaking abt having to go to the bathroom.

@jxck

3d ago

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GOPRO

Monetize ur biking with short form GoPro helmet footage of u yelling at drivers. Chase the money and you’ll forget abt the asshole angle

@jxck

3d ago

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TACATES W LIMES & ROBERT LESTER FOLSOM

Was hella catastrophizing going into the show (expecting to run into ppl that need not b seen). Instead, I ran into RLF ! Then I got $4 Tacates and took a photo w Wyatt. Nobody wants me, I’m sad and lonely ? My buddies love me, I’m happy life’s funny ! /word on the street new RLF release soon/ /u didn’t hear it from me, I heard it from him/

@jxck

4d ago

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