Years ago this girl was having a birthday party (I brought a Tech Deck and Dr Pepper as gifts) and I ended up smoking a joint like a cig in her backyard. when I had to go to the bathroom I convinced myself that her tile was made of carpet. became so sure that I was about to piss on the ground by accident and that I couldn’t stand up to pee. Instead of sitting down i got on my knees and hit the bowl from half height. I then drank the Dr Pepper I brought and fell asleep on the living room floor (actual carpet). Now when I get high and feel the warmth I start tweaking abt having to go to the bathroom.
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I like to do all of my important tasks while riding my morning high of adderall and coffee, when I start to come down at around 2pm I have a Diet Coke to fuel my last leg of productivity, then 4pm rolls around. I’ve done all of my important work for the day and I’m ready to get creative. I take my dog for a nice little walk down my favorite street and smoke half of a joint, once I’m back at work the vibes are unleashed. I put on some sweet tunes and create gowns from curtains and tablecloths for hours. Before I know it it’s time to pop on my sheepskin coat and dance the night away in a sheer dress. When I get home nice and drunk I take a hit of my joint, sniff some Rush™️, rub one out and fall into a deep sleep surrounded by plants and fish tanks.
Feb 9, 2024
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techdeckin smokin weed drawin sewin pullin up grass pettin creatures twirlin my hair touchin stuff
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Was hella catastrophizing going into the show (expecting to run into ppl that need not b seen). Instead, I ran into RLF ! Then I got $4 Tacates and took a photo w Wyatt.
Nobody wants me, I’m sad and lonely ?
My buddies love me, I’m happy life’s funny !
/word on the street new RLF release soon/
/u didn’t hear it from me, I heard it from him/
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