Monetize ur biking with short form GoPro helmet footage of u yelling at drivers. Chase the money and you’ll forget abt the asshole angle
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Real. Thank you for your input xoxo
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Don’t have a horn so it’s cathartic to yell at someone who is backing up in the bike lane, while I’m riding in it, trying to parallel park.
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- Invest in bike lights and reflectors - make yourself KNOWN on the road - Invest in a HELMET, better safe than sorry!! - Bike lanes are there for a reason; if you have them, use them! Just like car traffic, the right side is for going, the left side is for coming back - If you don't have bike lanes, stay to the right side of the cars and try to mitigate weaving between traffic - even if you're a great biker, the CARS are the unpredictable ones, and you can't be lucky 100% of the time - ALWAYS BE ALERT, ESPECIALLY BEFORE MAKING A TURN - TO PASS SOMEONE (pedestrian or biker), YELL "ON YOUR *insert side you intend to pass on here*" BEFORE YOU REACH THEM - BE LOUD AND CLEAR, RING A BELL IF YOU'VE GOT ONE, IF THEY DONT HEAR YOU, KEEP YELLING AND GO AROUND WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO - HAND SIGNALS (as seen on attached image) are KEY for communicating with other bikers and drivers! Learn them and use them to better telegraph your intentions to other people on the road! - Stay OFF the sidewalk as much as you can! I know it's right there and it's easy, but pedestrians are unpredictable too and it's there for them, not you - Cars and drivers suck. If they start to ride up on you, play it safe and get out of their way. They can run you over and likely not even be charged with anything. If you get harassed at traffic lights, start recording with your phone and get a pic of the license plate in case they decide to do something dangerous for both of you

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Years ago this girl was having a birthday party (I brought a Tech Deck and Dr Pepper as gifts) and I ended up smoking a joint like a cig in her backyard. when I had to go to the bathroom I convinced myself that her tile was made of carpet. became so sure that I was about to piss on the ground by accident and that I couldn’t stand up to pee. Instead of sitting down i got on my knees and hit the bowl from half height. I then drank the Dr Pepper I brought and fell asleep on the living room floor (actual carpet). Now when I get high and feel the warmth I start tweaking abt having to go to the bathroom.
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Was hella catastrophizing going into the show (expecting to run into ppl that need not b seen). Instead, I ran into RLF ! Then I got $4 Tacates and took a photo w Wyatt. Nobody wants me, I’m sad and lonely ? My buddies love me, I’m happy life’s funny ! /word on the street new RLF release soon/ /u didn’t hear it from me, I heard it from him/
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Last /intentional/ photo I took of Sadie. Love u girl !
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