generally recommending this for those everyday moments when you just need to sit back on a mid-summer afternoon and are desperate for something to drink,
lingering alone at a small lakeside park and anticipating your senior year of high school, lonely after your day camp counselor summer job ended for the day and you have no one to hang with
though normally you'd hang out with your girlfriend, the first real love of your life, but she left you, because your best friend who was gone as an exchange student came back six weeks ago and felt betrayed that you dated the girl he liked in his absence, but what could you do, she was there and he was notāthere was no pledge in any directionāwhat started with you taking a female friend to movie became also going to Taco Bell, then a bookstore, then another dinner, nine hours together, and you'd discovered something amazing, a gorgeous four months of delight and affection
but now she was confused, uncertain, and you were feeling insecure about this new instability that your best buddy had created by returning and your insecurity and grasping pushed her away and she linked up with him, just for a week, but it ruined things for the two of you, and you had no one laugh with, there you were alone, shivering even though it was warm and sunny, chilly with unease
and in moments like those a can of mountain dew will really hit the spot āĀ recommended!
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thanks to @CORDUROY for the inspiration!