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generally recommending this for those everyday moments when you just need to sit back on a mid-summer afternoon and are desperate for something to drink,
lingering alone at a small lakeside park and anticipating your senior year of high school, lonely after your day camp counselor summer job ended for the day and you have no one to hang with
though normally you'd hang out with your girlfriend, the first real love of your life, but she left you, because your best friend who was gone as an exchange student came back six weeks ago and felt betrayed that you dated the girl he liked in his absence, but what could you do, she was there and he was not—there was no pledge in any direction—what started with you taking a female friend to movie became also going to Taco Bell, then a bookstore, then another dinner, nine hours together, and you'd discovered something amazing, a gorgeous four months of delight and affection
but now she was confused, uncertain, and you were feeling insecure about this new instability that your best buddy had created by returning and your insecurity and grasping pushed her away and she linked up with him, just for a week, but it ruined things for the two of you, and you had no one laugh with, there you were alone, shivering even though it was warm and sunny, chilly with unease
and in moments like those a can of mountain dew will really hit the spot — recommended!
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thanks to @CORDUROY for the inspiration!
Mar 14, 2025
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you may enjoy it in a glass. or perhaps a disposable cup. sometimes, even greedily slurped out of your cupped hands. but cold seltzer out of an aluminum can just hits different. dunno what it is about it but i can feel the bubbles bouncing around my intestinal tract in a sort of glorious carbonated rapture
Jan 24, 2024
So at this point you know I’m a bev head. I’ve mentioned my love for the strawberries and cream dr. pepper and you can infer from that my love for cherry coke and classic coke and coke zero.
What you may not know is I’m a ginger beer/ale FREAK. And I’m always on the hunt for a refreshing yet sharp ginger sip. With all of that context, I’d like to crown my current favorite drink:
Gosling’s Peach Ginger Beer.
Honey.
You better bet your bottom dollar I’ll be sucking this down all summer. And summer starts about a month ago.
Big thanks to my fans on this one! Couldn’t do it without you but still would. Because you’ve always been there. And this site is fun for sharing. Especially with my fans!! (You!!) thx :^)
4d ago
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this is worthy of celebration: the lack of video—autoplay video, noisy inane video, panicky video, algorithmic, dumb video, rabbit hole video, any video—on pi.fyi is a good thing
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this is going to hurt — A LOT — but it's getting to the point where there's no other option
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