i say this to every inanimate object that isn’t doing what i expect it to do. tone: middle ground between hoity toity annoyed bitch and genuine concern of ‘are you there?’
Mar 27, 2025

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i do the same! i think i adopted it from jenna marbles back in the day
Mar 27, 2025

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i never noticed thats a thing i say but my mom has been making fun of me for it she doesnt get it its like no yea
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