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Spraying yourself with copious amounts of display perfume

Go into your nearest beauty or department store before you have somewhere important to be. Take the display bottle. Cover yourself with the perfume until people can smell you from miles away. Put it back. It’s a free confidence boost, and a good way to assault the senses of your haters.

@jessisonline

Jan 21, 2024

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pretending ur not wearing perfume

oh this delightful rose scent that follows me everywhere i go… that’s crazy… people always mention it but idk i can’t even smell it… just always been like that… pheromones of a beautiful woman i guess…

@princess

Jun 11, 2024

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Spraying the bill of new hats with perfume

Smells good when you put it on. Take it off to avoid agitating scent-sitive friends.

@anothersarah

Feb 28, 2024

Top Recs from @choc_orange

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i quit

just quit my new job i hate, over text message, four minutes before my shift. here’s to never seeing rachel again 🥂

@choc_orange

Mar 2, 2025

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THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE YOU NO LONGER KNOW

We haven’t known eachother for years but you still make an appearance in my dreams at least once a week

@choc_orange

May 19, 2025

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USING TEXT AS THE ONLY FORM OF COMMUNICATION WITH A LOVE INTEREST

No I don’t want your socials. I don’t want to know when you’re active and not replying, I don’t want to know when you’re posting stories or who you’re following. I don’t wanna know. Tell me in person, when we go on a date. I want you at complete face value with zero pre conceptions.

@choc_orange

May 8, 2025