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As a kid there were certain things I thought made someone an adult. One of those things were protein bars. I’ve only recently become a fan but the 9 year old version of myself that resides within me is like “wow they don’t taste like peepeepoopoo anymore, we must be getting old“
Mar 12, 2025
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i mean "mature" in the most superficial way, like people acting shocked if i talk about smoking or drinking... it's been like this since i was a teenager but it feels extra patronizing now that i'm 22 :/
Mar 31, 2024
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My brain is about twenty years behind my actual age so it’s been physical things like my hair disappearing, my back hurting, gums receding, etc that show me I’m older.
All the big milestone birthdays have been notable because I don’t care about them. I didn’t feel like I expected to feel at 30 or 40 or 50. (there isn’t a maximum age on this app, I hope!)
Sep 13, 2024
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i look 16 but i’m 23. no one has every thought i was an adult when my face is bare. i get carded everywhere i go.
the minute i smack on some eyeliner? all of a sudden i am an ADULT presenting ADULT
might fek around and try and get kids deals and theatres and restaurants
Feb 1, 2025
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been seeing lots of luv for this app and I'm apart of it. love saying weird shit all the time. this is my city and you are my people.
idk how you say it though ngl I've been pronouncing it “pie-fy” like wifi 👀
Feb 14, 2025
Yea I know this app is built on likes and recs so I'm recommending mushroom hate. Vouch for them all you'd like but they are abysmal.Taste, texture, and visual appeal are all awful.
I'd like to add that I usually try to revise my opinion on mushrooms once a year by trying them and all times they are just as bad.
#neverdoubtyouself #hater
Once my mom brought me a “burger” for lunch and failed to mention it was a mushroom burger. Without a second thought I bit into said burger and immediately knew what poison sat in my hands. I shudder at the memory.
Feb 11, 2025
cute ass cup of tea doesn’t know it’s saving my life
feeling tired? have some tea bro. just woke up? drink some tea bro. oh you have a tummy ache? have some tea bro. need a hug? make some tea bro. you’re calling about my cars extended warranty? go fck yourself after you have some tea bro.
Feb 12, 2025