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ANTI-REC: HOT HONEY BEEF BOWLS

i do NOT recommend this
for some reason i felt compelled to try this viral tiktok recipe which is essentially elevated, not by much, DOG FOOD and i’m embarrassed to say it appealed to me when so many other viral recipes have simply missed me (block of feta pasta) but this is what life’s all about…the curious attraction, the dance, the fallout…
ground beef, roasted sweet potato, cottage cheese, avocado, drizzled with hot honey. it was probably the hot honey that got me. just thinking ab eating this again is making me want to laugh cry scream VOMIT. i cannot let this propaganda continue to spread!!!!! it is MUSHY and without a SOUL like there’s a reason why humans learned to COOK and COMBINE ingredients together i can’t i’m acc so mad i need to take a walk

@pratibha

Jun 21, 2025

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this article from 2016 about "foodies"

i fucking hate foodies and foodieism and restaurant review tiktoks and celebrity chef cults of personality and people acting like "trying restaurants" is a real dignified hobby (absolutely not) and this has barely aged a day thank you ms. havrilesky

@visceralscenery

Apr 4, 2024

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Meati

It’s fake meat but made from mushroom root fiber, not whatever Beyond Impossible stuff. Might not be what you’re looking for but I recommend it because I don’t think people know about it

@bee1000

Mar 21, 2025

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THIS APP

been seeing lots of luv for this app and I'm apart of it. love saying weird shit all the time. this is my city and you are my people.
idk how you say it though ngl I've been pronouncing it “pie-fy” like wifi 👀

@earfftosesilia

Feb 14, 2025

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Teaaaaa

cute ass cup of tea doesn’t know it’s saving my life
feeling tired? have some tea bro. just woke up? drink some tea bro. oh you have a tummy ache? have some tea bro. need a hug? make some tea bro. you’re calling about my cars extended warranty? go fck yourself after you have some tea bro.

@earfftosesilia

Feb 12, 2025

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Welcoming boredom

Went to the dealership and waited for them to replace my car battery. Found a comfy seat only to sit and find that my phone was on it‘s deathbed at 6%. Zoned out some, looked at my hands thoroughly because I couldn‘t remember the last time I did, I have cute nail beds. To keep from dozing off I began rummaging through my unnecessarily large tote bag. •watched a bit of the local news and saw someone died over a catalytic converter (rip) • counted the amount of pills left in the aleve bottle that opened in my bag (73) •went through little paper memories I keep in my wallet (movie tickets- parking passes- old hotel key cards etc) •put my fallen lippies back in the pouch •decided to count all the letters on an old receipt and then all the vowels and then all the numbers (315 letters and 119 vowels and I forgot how many #s )

@earfftosesilia

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