Rec | SAYING “THEY WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT FROM THEIR UNCLE“

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Saying “they WOULDN'T know shit from their uncle“

I’m not sure if this is a phrase I spun up or heard it somewhere in passing. Its very useful when conveying a distain for someone’s taste.

@MilkMouse

Mar 10, 2025

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@taterhole

Wouldn’t know Bob from Uncle!!

Mar 10, 2025

@MilkMouse

@TATERHOLE is that the source and this whole time I’ve been stuttering out this malaprop?

Mar 10, 2025

@taterhole

@MILKMOUSE oh my god now I feel like I’m using malapropisms because I couldn’t find that anywhere LMFAO I’m choosing to believe this is a Mandala moment. But I think I combined wouldn’t know him from Adam with Bob’s your uncle?

Mar 10, 2025

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